I'm so glad...

...that I was actually working in the kitchen when I realized the dishwasher was pouring water all over the floor.
So I grabbed a few towels out of the laundry hamper and situated them under and around the ailing machine until it finished its cycle. Basically, I washed a load of towels and dishes with one stone.
How cool is that?
I'm a genius.
That's why I make the big bucks.